tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63525345902070178952024-03-13T20:29:54.844-07:00PENSAMIENTOS, REFRANES, CHISTESRosahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11903741939054412684noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6352534590207017895.post-26772041240643926472011-09-27T07:59:00.000-07:002011-09-27T07:59:21.752-07:00PROVERBIO HINDU<b><span style="color: #000099;"> La más larga caminata comienza con un paso. (Proverbio hindú)</span></b>Rosahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11903741939054412684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6352534590207017895.post-78296012195574853062011-09-27T06:49:00.000-07:002011-09-27T06:51:06.050-07:00ESCRITURA NOMBRE ROSA<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XEEbDTLrSYk/ToHUrEtE5LI/AAAAAAAAB4o/4S105V1YCak/s1600/Animaci%25C3%25B3n+escritura+rosa.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XEEbDTLrSYk/ToHUrEtE5LI/AAAAAAAAB4o/4S105V1YCak/s400/Animaci%25C3%25B3n+escritura+rosa.gif" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">ROSA</span></div>Rosahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11903741939054412684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6352534590207017895.post-4306027581108204662011-09-26T23:11:00.000-07:002011-09-26T23:11:33.808-07:00CHISTES<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;">Llega un hombre al bar y le dice al camarero:</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"> Oiga, pongame 5 chupitos de tequila</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;">- 5 chupitos??, no es mucho</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"> Usted pongalos!!.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;">El camarero se los pone, se los toma el hombre y luego le dice:</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"> Ahora pongame 4 CHUPITOS.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;">- 4 chupitos? esta seguro?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;">Que si que si!!!!</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;">Asi va pidiendo uno menos cada vez, hasta que llega y se beb el ultimo, y le dice el hombre al camarero:</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px;"> Ha visto usted que cuanto menos bebo mas borracho me pongo???</span></span></span>Rosahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11903741939054412684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6352534590207017895.post-50413864659818016802011-09-26T12:36:00.001-07:002011-09-26T12:36:54.125-07:00CHISTES<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Arial; font-size: 16px;"></span><br />
<div class="entry" style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><div style="margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 13px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;">Una mujer se levanta por la mañana, despierta a su marido y le dice:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />- Cariño, he tenido un sueño maravilloso. He soñado que me regalabas un collar de diamantes por mi cumpleaños. ¿Qué querrá decir?<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />El marido le contesta:<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />- Lo sabrás en tu cumpleaños…<br style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" />Llega el día del cumpleaños de la esposa y el marido entra en casa con un paquete en la mano. La mujer, emocionada, se lo quita de las manos, rasga nerviosa el papel, abre rápidamente la caja y encuentra un libro titulado:</div><div style="margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 13px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: justify;">‘El significado de los sueños.’</div><div><br />
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